Why Coffee Is Better Than Men...

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Why Coffee Is Better Than Men...

April 21st 2006 09:16

Okay, so it’s all over the internet, but rarely is it so much on point!

So why IS coffee better than men?

1. A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
2. You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
3. You can always warm coffee up. Try microwaving a man.
4. Coffee comes with endless refills.

5. You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM. But you might not sleep.
6. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
7. You can make coffee as sweet as you want.

9. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot for you when you get back.
10. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
11. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
12. You get to pick the size.
13. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee (although it doesn’t want to talk to Jewel).
14. Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
15. Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
16. You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
17. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn’t put on weight.

18. When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
19. Your coffee won’t be jealous of a larger cup.
16. INSTANT COFFEE!

If you want to know what this particularly alluring tarot card means, check out the Metrosexual Tarot page!!!

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Comment by edward

April 22nd 2006 07:41

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Lol I wonder if I should be offended?

But chances are the coffee's not going to remember your birthday or anniversary, is it!

Comment by amy

April 23rd 2006 13:56

It's ok Edward, most of them work for "Why Coffee is Better than a Woman" too, but I'd feel like a traitor =P

I can think of one or two more things my cup of coffee hasn't yet mastered - but if yours can you are one lucky puppy!

Comment by Cibbuano

April 23rd 2006 23:11

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amy, I don't mind the guy-bashing.. .after all, there are equivalent lists for women and beer, I think.

The Metrosexual Tarot is hilarious... I'm going to post that up, real quick.

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