Troy McNaughtonTop 20 Silly Names for Cafes!
May 4th 2006 14:27
Well it's 04/05/06 today and it won't be again for another 100 years... I have nothing else to say about that.
What I *DO* have for you today is:
21. Tsunami (Utah, USA)
20. Same Same But Different (Cambodia)
19. Greasy Spoon (Havana, Cuba)
18. The Squat and Gobble (San Francisco, USA)
17. Mile High and Red Hot (California, USA – apparently refers to coffee and hot dogs)
16. The Full Monty Cafe (UK)
15. Beast Row (San Francisco, USA)
14. The Dred Lox (Carribean)
13. Chez Prune (Paris, France)
12. T’art Café & Gallery (Houston, USA)
11. Feelings (New Orleans, USA)
10. Coffee Messiah (Seattle, USA)
9. Apocalypse Now (Vietnam)
8. Cafe de Cancer (Japan)
7. Ein – Stein Café & Pub (Toronto, USA)
6. Arousal (Barmouth, UK)
5. Spread Eagle Café (Ohio, USA)
4. In Purgatory (Kosovo, established by Belgian troops)
3. Garden of Eat’n (Texas, USA)
2. Miso Funny Café (Idaho, USA)
1. A Perkle Ate My Baby (not yet in existence but if anyone wants to back me, I’ll run it =P)
What I *DO* have for you today is:
The silliest, funniest, worst café names across the world!
Submissions very welcome.
Just try and knock off numero uno!!!
Just try and knock off numero uno!!!
21. Tsunami (Utah, USA)
20. Same Same But Different (Cambodia)
19. Greasy Spoon (Havana, Cuba)
18. The Squat and Gobble (San Francisco, USA)
17. Mile High and Red Hot (California, USA – apparently refers to coffee and hot dogs)
16. The Full Monty Cafe (UK)
15. Beast Row (San Francisco, USA)
14. The Dred Lox (Carribean)
13. Chez Prune (Paris, France)
12. T’art Café & Gallery (Houston, USA)
11. Feelings (New Orleans, USA)
10. Coffee Messiah (Seattle, USA)
9. Apocalypse Now (Vietnam)
7. Ein – Stein Café & Pub (Toronto, USA)
6. Arousal (Barmouth, UK)
5. Spread Eagle Café (Ohio, USA)
4. In Purgatory (Kosovo, established by Belgian troops)
3. Garden of Eat’n (Texas, USA)
2. Miso Funny Café (Idaho, USA)
1. A Perkle Ate My Baby (not yet in existence but if anyone wants to back me, I’ll run it =P)
PS. Those of you wondering how to combat the coffee kack monster: step one is to accept this proof that
the devil drinks Starbucks when he's in town.
the devil drinks Starbucks when he's in town.
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Comment by Cibbuano
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There's that cafe on Glebe Point Rd, called 'Badde Manors' which is a little silly...
Comment by amy
*slaps wrist*
Possibly the baby has been drinking Starbucks coffee...
Comment by Lia
But silly names... what train of logic led Starbucks and Gloria Jeans to pick such random un-coffee-associated names?
Mm... Chez Prune, so.. delicious. Arousal I get! Coffee is such a warm tingling stimulating.. well, it's nice in the morning.
Comment by amy
Christine Alexander , of Clunes, admires the names of two of the bands on the bill at the Harvest Ball in Nimbin last night: Zero Tolerance and the Riot Squad, and Maxx Mango and the Seedless Variety. So do we. Who knows if they sound any good? Who cares? Their names blow Silverchair and Oasis off stage.
Most cafes just pinch something Italian (that may or may not mean what they think it does) and underestimate the importance of creative cafe names!!!
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Actually, it's a bone I have with most of the Sydney cafes... they all serve these overpriced smoothies that come out like watery milk with a bit of fruit flavour. Where's the smooth?
And don't get me started on terrible milkshakes here...
One good thing about America: Despite their foreign relations and their eco-centric culture, you can always get a great milkshake...
Comment by amy
Cibby - I don't drink smoothies - have rules about mixing fruit and dairy... there *are* good milkshakes around tho - I'm sure of it.
Hard to find malt though if that's what you're after...
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yogurt?
granola and milk?
there's a world of flavour at your fingertips...
Comment by Anonymous
i love smoothies and ur wierd if u dont, i have neva heard of any of those cafe's and i think that who eva named them must have been drunk or had something against the people that would go there,
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