Troy McNaughtonSweet like chocolate boys...
May 15th 2006 20:30
So you’re a ready to party but really should have taken that afternoon nap. Got a sweet tooth?
The feminist in me hates myself for suggesting it, but does anyone fancy a blowjob?
I’m not making this up for convenient double entendre (“I’d like to double your entendre!” – Scrubs) but if you’re game enough to rock up to a bar and order a blowjob, you should get a shot of coffee liqueur topped with whipped cream. You You might not. You might get whacked or you might get lucky.
If you go into a bar and ask for a Ukrainian coffee, they will look at you bemused and puzzled, but if you feel like instructing, those Ukrainians know how to have a good time – it’s their version of Irish coffee (unsurprisingly):
- 1 shot coffee liqueur
- 1 shot Grand Marnier
- 1 shot Amaretto
- top up with hot filter coffee
- cream optional.
The somewhat downmarket option is a winter comfort-food favourite: Nutella in your coffee. Not quite like a mocha and PLEASE don’t add any extra sugar!
On this sweet note, Cibby was complaining about the lack of good milkshakes in Sydney. I think this is because he’s a Canadian snob, but I did my research and have a reliably sourced tip: check out Three Steps Café, 113 Bondi Road, Bondi. Milkshakes are rumoured to be to die for – in fact I had to ask Master S to put his hand on his heart and swear his allegiance to the Milkshake Appreciation League and his faith in the Milkshake Gods.
And although this is altogether quite unrelated, here is the most tasteful nudity I’ve seen in quite a while: Bee-yoo-dee-full.
The feminist in me hates myself for suggesting it, but does anyone fancy a blowjob?
If you go into a bar and ask for a Ukrainian coffee, they will look at you bemused and puzzled, but if you feel like instructing, those Ukrainians know how to have a good time – it’s their version of Irish coffee (unsurprisingly):
- 1 shot coffee liqueur
- 1 shot Grand Marnier
- 1 shot Amaretto
- top up with hot filter coffee
- cream optional.
The somewhat downmarket option is a winter comfort-food favourite: Nutella in your coffee. Not quite like a mocha and PLEASE don’t add any extra sugar!
And although this is altogether quite unrelated, here is the most tasteful nudity I’ve seen in quite a while: Bee-yoo-dee-full.
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Comment by Cibbuano
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But you'll always have a gold star in my book, for your link to naked models. Bless you, Amy.
Seems like Bondi has it going on: burgers and milkshakes...
Comment by edward
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I like those odds!
Also the Ukrainian coffee sounds good; one of my best friends is Ukrainian and he sure knows how to have a good time. No double entendre intended ;-P
And I can vote for Three Steps; and on the plus side, it's open very late, like until 3 am, so that's definately helpful.
Nutella in coffee sounds great; nutella's good with everything, have I mentioned how well it goes with peanut butter (which also goes with everything)?
And finally as we're discussing coffee variations, here's a link to a site which describes how to make that wonderful Vietnamese coffee; all sweet and thick and tasty. Here y'are.
Comment by amy
Ed, YOU don't get to choose how many entendres I find in what you say... "how well it goes with peanut butter" - heheh, goes with, tee hee.
We like midnight snack venues but first I'll have to be bothered to go out in Bondi... and the pulling power just isn't there yet!
Tah for the Vietnamese site - I LOVED the illustrations!!!
Comment by sam
[Repeat x2]
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time
[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
See how good milkshakes are... it was probably choc-malt....cherry on top? I don't think so.
There's a super cool 'milkbar' in Summer Hill that does fab milkshakes. The place is a timewarp, original features and decor, and the guy that runs it looks like the distant past. Watch out though...sometimes I reckon the milk's as retro as the furnishings.
Comment by Shani
So he gives her one.
Comment by amy
Bad milk is unforgivable - once you associate nausea with a place.... Do you known the name of this place in Summer Hill?
Shani - laughed out loud (literally) and have been plagiarising that joke ever since. Astounded, however, at how many people don
Comment by amy
.... how many people don't know what a double entendre is!
Of COURSE it isn't funny if I have to EXPLAIN it to you!
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PS. still love ur pic =)
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*mental note: Season 5 sucks*
I was surprised at how long they kept up the quality though... Was really a breath of fresh air for American Sitcomania.
And isn't it past your bedtime? =P
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You're a dedicated Scrubee aren't you?!
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Spoiler!
It's so disheartening when a series you likes goes to the dogs...