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Sugar pie, honey bunch

June 4th 2006 18:10
Good morning sweetheart, I've got you some sweets.

SWEET! Thanks honey.

No problem hun.

Wikipic
Everything here is linked only to natural, unprocessed honey; as with sugar, the refining process wreaks havoc on the chemical benefits of pretty much anything. Sometimes I wonder if it’s all about generating employment…


Especially since it’s the bees who get the gigs where honey is concerned: it takes about 10 million flowers to make one litre of honey. Then again, they have power in numbers. Apparently one bee only makes 1/12 teaspoon of honey its lifetime. That’s kind of sad. So you have to question the job satisfaction.

DO TRY THIS AT HOME
- Enhances calcium absorption
- Sleep-inducing
- Antibiotic
- Antibacterial, antiseptci
- Reduces risk of cancer
- Muscle recouperation
- Anti-inflammatory
- Heals wounds faster
- Antioxidant
- Cholesterol reducing
- Hydrating – used in facials or as conditioner.

DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME

- Smallpox
- Balding
- Eye diseases
- Indigestion
- Preventing allergies (something about building an immunity to the pollen from your area… erm…)
- Contraceptive!!!!

No seriously. Don’t try THAT.

"Isn't it funny that a bear likes honey?
Buzz buzz buzz
I wonder why he does?"

-- Winnie the Pooh
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Comment by Cibbuano

June 4th 2006 23:24
mmmm, how delicious does honeycomb look?

Comment by sam

June 7th 2006 10:12
Job satisfaction? We’re all worker bees babe – beasts of burden don’t you know – because the honeycomb of capitalism belies catatonia (oops), just drones beholden to unbelieving dogma(oops).

Comment by Anonymous

June 9th 2006 03:12
Sam, frankly it's still too early in the morning for such high-mindedness. And its 1pm.

Maybe you should get a better job =P
Does that help?

Comment by amy

June 9th 2006 03:14
Actually that was from me and I will delete that dang anonymous comment.
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Sam, frankly it's still too early in the morning for such high-mindedness. And its 1pm.

Maybe you should get a better job =P
Does that help?

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