Troy McNaughtonSex in a cup not a canoe
May 16th 2006 20:41
But anyway, Coffee Meetup reads almost like a fetish site*: if you’re into hot, steamy coffee, find similar for some loving… of coffee. Anyway it turns out that there are all these people ‘waiting’ for someone to organise a ‘meetup’ in Sydney… it just smacks of swinging coffee drinkers in the throes of orgiastic communal cups of burning hot fluid.
Here we go, we also have some kinky practice called “coffee cupping,” with the instructions: “Gather some coffee lovers together with a small cupping supply and let the fun begin.” There’s a home for every fixation on the internet! Ok to save you all the disappointment, it may be nothing more than an unfortunately worded description of the coffee equivalent of a Tupperware party… Ever been to one of those? I went to one where we had paperclip chain races.
That was one raging party.
Call it research, call it “me time,” I couldn’t actually find anything to satisfy the coffee fetishist. Although, to keep everything above board, there IS an interesting line in bodily fluids in coffee cups and coffee as a description of skin colour (unsurprisingly).** Although I was a little turned on by the revelatory scientific fact that the consumption of at least one cup of coffee per day was significantly associated with a higher prevalence of sexual activity in women and with a higher potency rate in men. Don’t worry, I calmed down when I noticed it was a study of ‘Sexual function in the elderly’. More on the healing and therapeutic powers of your favourite caffeine carrier soon.
Meanwhile, if you like it furry… Go on, I dare you, CLICK!
*From my somewhat limited experience of them… Ok I’m no connoisseur.
** Do you own research you dirty coffee slut! I provide a lot of services here but they don’t include porn links. Sexual favours – what’s it worth to you?
"Coffee without caffeine is like sex without leather."
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Comment by Cibbuano
Hunt Famous
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Comment by amy
Tried the high life - I followed Samantha to the 'meat-packing district'! (Sex & the City)
Comment by Cibbuano
Hunt Famous
Orble Post of the Day
Fat Cult
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Comment by Shani
Check this furry cup out: http://www.haberarts.com/meret.htm
It's a famous artwork and is supposed mean something about lesbianism.
Comment by amy
WOW now my cup warmers (tee hee) pale in comparison.
Nice link!
(do you remember - totally unrelated to coffee - when they were trying to market nipple warmers made from little squares of New Zealand possum fur?!?)
And Cibby, get an edumacation.