Liver Little!
June 27th 2006 18:49
Huzzah! It’s another vindication of my coffee habit! It’s been taken off that very very long list of things that give you cancer and appears to have been added to the very very short list of things that might be good for you. Or at least good for your liver.
ATTENTION ALL TEA-TOTALLERS: it only works if you drink enough alcohol to give yourself alcoholic cirrhosis. Sucked in, no benefits to you.
ATTENTION ALL TEA-DRINKERS: tea won’t cut it – whatever the active chemical is, it isn’t caffeine. That’s right, remember? Tea contains caffeine? Good health move all you health nuts.
ATTENTION ALL HEDONISTS: always follow your big night out with a good coffee the next day – your liver will thank you.
Happy drinking!
ATTENTION ALL TEA-TOTALLERS: it only works if you drink enough alcohol to give yourself alcoholic cirrhosis. Sucked in, no benefits to you.
ATTENTION ALL TEA-DRINKERS: tea won’t cut it – whatever the active chemical is, it isn’t caffeine. That’s right, remember? Tea contains caffeine? Good health move all you health nuts.
ATTENTION ALL HEDONISTS: always follow your big night out with a good coffee the next day – your liver will thank you.
Happy drinking!
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