sam chalmersDON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL! (it doesn't like you)
May 4th 2006 08:28
In only a matter of hours you will be the first privileged audience IN THE WORLD, in the vast space of cyberspace (what do they DO with all that space?), ever in the history of mankind to see this...
It's the authorititative, possibly not exhaustive, definitely provocative list to end all lists, but more to the point, you really can't find another one like it on the internet.
Yes I got off my lazy mousepad and did the hard yards, the leg work, the research - all so you could have a quick giggle then vow never to come back to this waste-of-time site!
You really want to know what the list is, don't you?
I'd recommend stopping by tomorrow then!
(It will be up very late tonight. Past your bedtimes. Trust me. I'm pulling another allnighter =P)
Meantime....
I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining about how coffee made him nervous. I said, "Why don't you quit drinking it?"
He said, "Because if I didn't have the shakes I wouldn't get any exercise at all."
Drink up you fat lazy slob!
It's the authorititative, possibly not exhaustive, definitely provocative list to end all lists, but more to the point, you really can't find another one like it on the internet.
Yes I got off my lazy mousepad and did the hard yards, the leg work, the research - all so you could have a quick giggle then vow never to come back to this waste-of-time site!
You really want to know what the list is, don't you?
I'd recommend stopping by tomorrow then!
(It will be up very late tonight. Past your bedtimes. Trust me. I'm pulling another allnighter =P)
Meantime....
I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining about how coffee made him nervous. I said, "Why don't you quit drinking it?"
He said, "Because if I didn't have the shakes I wouldn't get any exercise at all."
Drink up you fat lazy slob!
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